"A local doctor called Bert the plumber, (pictured) out in the middle of the night because one of his toilets was blocked.
He insisted that it was urgent and that the plumber attend immediately. Upon arrival the plumber lifted the toilet lid, threw in two aspirins and said 'If it's still there in the morning, give me another ring.'"

"A proud father was showing a fellow worker a picture of his five grown sons. His friend asked what they did for a living. The father said the older two are doctors and the youngest two are lawyers. The friend asked about the middle son and the father said, "Oh, he's a plumber. Someone had to pay for all the others educations."
 

"I once worked with a plumber in Scotland who said, 'Every time you flush your toilet you're putting food in my family's mouth'."