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Why does the Statue of Liberty stand in New York Harbor?

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What happens if you throw a yellow rock into the Red Sea?

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What do you call a cat who does magic tricks?

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When should you oil a mouse?

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Why did the leopard have a lousy vacation?

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How do you keep peanut-butter from sticking to the roof of your mouth?

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When does it rain money?

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Why did the hungry mutt chase birds?

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What goes gobble, gobble, ha, ha, ha, BOOM?

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April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

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What is a ghost's favorite painting? Click below

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What is a ghost's favorite painting? Click below

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Why do skeletons hate winter? Click below

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Whats yellow and writes? Click below

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Why did the elephant have an awful holiday? Click below

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Why are elephants grey? Click below

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What did the dryer say to the washing machine? Click below

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Why did the stork stand on one leg? Click below

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Why did the evil chicken cross the road?

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Why do elephants have so many wrinkles?
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Why did the elephant wear green sneakers?

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What animal is the strongest?

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What do you call a newborn ant?

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What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator?
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What is full of holes, but can hold water?

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If two's company, and three's a crowd, what's four and five??

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What are the strongest days?

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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

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Which hand do you stir your cocoa with?

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Which travels faster - heat or cold?

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Why did the dalmation go to the cleaners?

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Why does the giraffe have such a long neck?

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What did one magnet say to another?

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What do zebras have that no other animals have?

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